evidence ... note the lop-sided nose (leaning to the left) and the chipped tooth on the right front.... .. the scars on my forehead (right between the brows) aren't as bad as they once were ... yep, i kissed a tree, and did NOT like it...
granny's scolding -- you're busted look
scars and lopsided face
result of a disastrous sled outing. frozen rudder