this was in my email this morn... one of those mass things.

so, instead of the monkey taking care of himself, i responded this way::

 yes, i can get more accurate...
 politicians = whore
 lobbyists = pimp
 taxpayer is the john that was mugged without so much as a thankya.

You can’t get any more accurate than this! 

Which side of the fence? 
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! 

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. 
 considering most gun laws originated in the 60's to keep cheap handguns 'saturday night special' out of the hands of middle and lower income..i feel there should only be registration laws, for criminals will get a gun regardless of the laws.. and now our genius Mississippi state legislators have decided that making sudafed a prescription will cut down on meth manufacturing... really? all i see is more robberies of stores, warehouses and shipments (and probably more murders) because a criminal is going to do what is necessary to continue making a profit

people will not take care of common sinus problems, it will turn into a secondary infection, and then we will have MORE burden on our already straining health costs.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.   
most meat is loaded with hormones and antibiotics, so large corporations can produce more at a cheaper cost, which then is fed to the poor and middle class causing numerous health issues.... which places MORE burden on our already rising health costs.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.   
don't worry, the RNC will fund your trip to a lesbian t&a bar.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.   
tho, now... don't expect your unemployment compensation to be extended if you can't find a job in the allotted time frame ... sharron angle says you're just spoiled.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.   
 unless that republican is owner of the show... then he chooses what to feed the public... case in point... NPR recently canceled a radio show in my state due to 'inappropriate content'

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
 the believer gets upset if the ten commandments is not visible on public grounds for all non-believers to read, and believes all children should be allowed to pray at school... which is all well and good.... but what if the students choose to pray to satan?

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. 

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.   
at one time, this would have been okay, but private industry has found (walmart for example) that if you employ someone 'part-time' there is no need to provide adequate insurance, and the working-poor taxpayers have grown to an unmanageable load for our health care providers... loyalty between company and employee is gone... employee's are a disposable commodity... 30 years to a company  means you will now receive 1/2 of the pension you were once promised and your deductible for the 'insurance' is $5000 per person on a $33,000 pension.

seems the only decent insurance to be had is working for the government... USPS, etc... but that will soon come to an end... then EVERYONE will be hoping someone helps with the rising costs of eating hormone and antibiotic laden foods that large corporations are dosing the public with

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".   

Well, I forwarded it. 

and i will, also.